Yhini njakazi! So ufuna ukuthatha iselfies wena okanye isithandwa sakho, yiba lundwendwe lwam. Kodwa ukwenza oko kwifowuni katitshala wakho kukukhohlisa. Kwaye kufuneka uhlawule ngenxa yobugwenxa, kwaye ngokwenyama - yiloo nto wayeyilindele! Kwaye ndiya kukuxelela, akanamdla kumabanga akhe. Kubalulekile ukuba iimazi ezinjengaye zifake utitshala wakhe ukuze ziqhayise ngayo kubahlobo babo. Aze ahlekise ngedick yakhe. Noko lo unedick enkulu.
Kanye njengentlanzi yegolide abathi abalobi bayitsalele elunxwemeni ngomnatha. Wayeyazi njani into ababeyinqwenelela, ukuba abe blonde. Nangona kunjalo, kuye kwafuneka ukuba enze umnqweno wakhe wesibini ufezeke - ukubavumela kuzo zonke iintanda zakhe. Ndicinga ukuba uya kufumana umnqweno wakhe wesithathu, naye - ukumunca imoto! Ke ngoku kufuneka ahlale kumhlaba owomileyo ixesha elide kunokuba wayehlala notatomkhulu wasentsomini. Kuba ubonakala ethanda ukumunca nokuginya!
Kuhle! Nam, ngendlela, ndingayenza ...